The Eternal Buzz

A fiery preacher was on the pulpit, terrifying the congregation with stories of Judgment Day and the punishment of sinners. In the heat of his sermon, he screamed: "Listen to me, people! Know this: Anyone who dies drunk will be buried drunk, and on Judgment Day, he will rise from his grave still drunk!" A witty heckler sitting in the front row couldn't help himself. He looked up and shouted: "Praise the Lord! Swear to God, what brand of wine is that?! It doesn't wear off in the grave or the afterlife? If a bottle of that stuff costs a hundred gold pieces, it’s a total bargain! Put me down for a case!"